And so to Taddington, a Derbyshire village tucked away 1,100 feet above
sea level, that could look charming if it made the effort.
Its main attractions are Five Wells, a chambered tomb topped
by a cairn, and the 14th-century church, with the remains of a 7th-century
Celtic cross in the churchyard. We didn’t bother.
Notable local buildings include Taddington Manor and
Marlborough House. Fields around the settlement show evidence of both Celtic
lynchett terraces and of Mediaeval strip farming. Kinky.
What first greeted the Wednesday Wanderers, however, was a pair of
skinny, tights-wearing legs sticking out from the wall of the Queens Arms meeting point, like some undernourished burglar making his escape through a
ventilation shaft.
I think the members of the Tidy Village committee should
have a word.
We set off at 9.47am, turning right coming from the pub car
park and walking up the main road.
After 120 yards we turned right onto a footpath across some
fields, climbed a wall and turned right again.
This brought us to the A6 which we crossed and went straight
on. At a crossroads of tracks we went straight on again, over a
stile and down a steep embankment which Mr Davison described as a “dip” but
which, if snowed over, would have tested Franz Klammer.
We went through a gate and onto a track where we turned
left. After 50 yards we went right, climbed a wall and found
ourselves facing an ice covered pond.
The opportunity to revisit Mr Davison’s Jesus impression was
too good to miss.
It was a year or so back when the Wanderers’ answer to Evel
Knievel tried to walk on ice on the canal near Marple golf club, Stockport and ended up
soaked.
Although egged on, here, he was a bit more circumspect and after an ominous
cracking noise retraced his steps immediately. What a wuss.
I think Dynamo can sleep easily.
Mr Davison walks on water…for a second or two.
We negotiated a wall and were afforded a wonderful view of a
valley. Cressbrook Hall was away on our right.
We walked along a limestone wall which Mr Rooney described
as “Chasing the Devil” because we were actually following a lead mine’s “vein”.
This was Millers Dale, a popular beauty spot in the Peak
District of England, much of the area being preserved as a Site of Special Scientific
Interest.
Millers Dale
Nearby is Ravenstor and Cheedale, both popular with
rock-climbers. Just to the north of the Dale lies the village of Wormhill and
the lesser known valleys of Peter Dale and Monk's Dale.
The local landmark is the viaduct, first built by the
Midland Railway in 1866. Increasing traffic meant that a second viaduct
parallel to the first was built in 1905, increasing the number of tracks to
four.
The area is of great interest to geologists, particularly
where the strata have been exposed by quarries and railway cuttings.
In Station Quarry,
which is owned by the Naturalists Trust, two layers of limestone can be seen,
separated by a bed of shale. At one point there is a dip in the lower layer,
possibly from a watercourse, millions of years ago. This is filled with the
shale and a large limestone boulder can be seen within it. Elsewhere in the
area there are signs of lava flows from long-ago volcanic activity.
As we descended what looked like a harmless track Mr Rooney
and Mr Davison were both fallers.
We went down some steps and turned right onto an old railway
track.
This, indeed, was the former Buxton to Matlock line which
later became the main rail route to London.
It is better known now, of course, as the Monsal Trail, about
8.5 miles (13.7 km) in length, starting at the Topley Pike junction (in Wye
Dale, 3 miles (4.8 km) east of Buxton) and running to Coombs viaduct, 1 mile (1.6 km) south-east
of Bakewell.
It follows the valley
of the River Wye and runs parallel to the A6. For many years the Trail could not trace the trackbed as rail tunnels had been closed for safety reasons,
such as at Monsal Head and Cressbrook, meaning that the Trail was diverted.
The tunnels were walked by Julia Bradbury as part of BBC
TV's Railway Walks: The Peak Express.
Many resulting access points and diversion paths were
unsuitable for those using cycles or wheelchairs or with difficulty walking due
to steep uneven stone steps or narrow paths.
Plans to make the tunnels safe and re-open them to the
public were given the go-ahead at a cost of £3.78m and the tunnels were opened
officially for use on 25 May 2011 at a ceremony at the Headstone Viaduct (they
had actually been open 12 days earlier).
As a consequence, the
Trail is now virtually level (though the former diversions are still usable, if
desired).
Below, to the left, is the notorious Litton Mill, downstream
from Millers Dale station, where orphans from major cities were abused by Ellis
Needham, with the graves of many to be found in local churchyards.
Here the Wanderers split into three. The main body, led by
Mr Davison, took a path on the right, over the first two tunnels. Mr Rooney took a path to the left. Your diarist and Mr Cunliffe decided to walk the tunnels and
were afforded the sight of hundreds of ice stalactites.
Train drivers back in the day used to say when they emerged
from this tunnel (coming the other way
to our walk) that they thought they were “in the Alps”.
As this was long before Judith Chalmers was born, we must
assume their knowledge of the Alps was limited to picture books. But the simile
is fully justified.
A few hundred yards from the third tunnel we took a path to
the left following a sign which said “Little Longstone”. We reached a road and
turned left, passing an expensive barn conversion on our right, to arrive at
the Pack Horse (which opened in 1787, incidentally) at 12.03pm.
There was an array of guest beers, including Kipling (ABV
5.2) at £3.35, Lord Maples and Wild Swan both at £3.10, Black Sheep at £3.05
and Jaipur at an eye-watering £3.55. We left the pub at 12.50pm, turning right and passing the
rather pretty church.
At this point by a quirk of my iPhone's camera a dismembered hand seemed to appear in front of Mr Fairman recreating a scene from the 1966 classic horror series Dr Terror’s House of Horrors.
At this point by a quirk of my iPhone's camera a dismembered hand seemed to appear in front of Mr Fairman recreating a scene from the 1966 classic horror series Dr Terror’s House of Horrors.
Film buffs may recall Tarot card reading oddball Peter
Cushing - all scary eyebrows and German accent - foretelling the fates of five
rail commuters in this trend-setting horror film.
While the movie never quite
tops its jaw-dropping earlier episode in which legendary BBC Radio DJ Alan
Freeman wrestles with a deadly vine with plans for world-domination, it comes
close with the episode “Disembodied Hand”.
Christopher Lee is perfectly cast as a pompous, pretentious
art critic, particularly fond of lambasting the work of artist Michael Gough.
Subsequently he’s hounded by Gough, even after he runs him over and causes the
artist to lose a hand.
Was there a subtle nod to Van Gogh (who famously lost an ear) in choosing the fictional name Gough, I wonder?
We passed the Monsal Head Hotel on our left and went down
some steps to our left.
We crossed a bridge and found ourselves in the Wye Valley.
Approaching the A6 again,we crossed it and went straight
over and up a hill following a sign saying “Taddington”.
This was a long and quite exhausting climb that took its
toll on a few Wanderers.
We reached what appeared to be the top at 2.05pm only to
find that a further climb was required and we swung right up a new incline to
reach a road.
We walked on to a T-junction where we turned right and the
outskirts of Taddington hove into view.
We reached the cars at 2.30pm, de-booted and entered the
Queen’s Arms where Chatsworth Gold was £3.20 and Barnsley Bitter £3.